Bottom Locker Blag!

For those of you who don't know, I am taking the semester off from college to work at an environmental engineering firm. Everyone goes, cool! where? I always answer the same sarcastic remark, "Exotic Westchester, NY." It is at this point of the party that girls roll their eyes and go talk to the guy moving to Mozambique for 5 months. 

Exotic Westchester, NY. Because I wanted to see what the commute would be like I drove to the office last week. And thats when I hit rush hour traffic on the Cross Bronx Expressway. If you guys want to know where dreams go to die, it is the Cross Bronx Expressway at 7 AM in the morning. Seriously, according to wikipedia, it may single handidly be responsible for the decay of one of the historically embattled communities in the South Bronx.  

But yeah, I am giving up 6 of the best months of a 20 year old male's life to be a full time intern. Luckily, this is going to be the awesome semester of Brendan and Vanish. His girlfriend is going abroad for the semester and because I repel most women, we are going to get along fine this semester. I only mention this because he hates to be mentioned in my blog. And there you go.

Hearts and Kisses,

Vanish